The Soda Fountain

The most popular bar in Pop City. Serves soda and extra-sugary soda (don’t worry, it’s nothing shady here on Pop Planet) behind the counter for people who’ve built up a tolerance. If you’ve got an addiction to soda, this is your place to go. But it’s also a pretty nice spot for a regular guy to just grab a drink after work.

Notable Drinks

The Bottlenose Dolphin: Blue raspberry soda mixed with water scooped from Uranus’s core. It’s said that the piss-flavored water resembles beer from Earth, and its flavor and weak-ass effects are practically identical.

Saturn Rock: The strongest extra-sugary beverage on sale at the Soda Fountain. Only offered in small, extra-mini shots unless your name is Enya in which you’re handed an entire bottle.

Notable Regulars
Blair: Not a regular. She just works here. And she also owns the joint.

Punch: Punch is kind of afraid of extra-sugary drinks because of his apparent anger problems, so he usually only reaches for the regular soda on the shelf. For some strange reason, his fur is just really good for mixing in with extra-sugary beverages. Like alchemy. Blair often calls him down routinely for resource-farming. He gets money from this sometimes.

Enya: Accidentally stumbled in here one day and now she won’t stop coming in to annoy Blair. She sometimes runs into Punch, who’s embarrassed by the fact that he’s helping out with Blair’s alchemy and instinctively punches Enya on sight (despite Enya’s insistence that they’re friends).

Peep: Behind Punch’s back, Peep sometimes sneaks into the Soda Fountain to “spy” on Punch so that he can appease his gang’s goal to kill Punch. Usually, once Peep’s gangs members aren’t looking, Peep just heads on in to talk to Punch like a regular ole buddy because he feels bad for trying to kill Punch.

Cheryl: Doesn’t come in here by her own will. She just gets dragged in here by Enya who won’t let up her “Gotta collect all the data of everything and everyone on Pop Planet!” mission even when she’s supposed to be relaxing at a bar.

Miss Space Cadet: Best friends with Blair :)

Gun: While he’s been banned from the Soda Fountain on several occasions on account for “his massive weapon that scares all the customers away,” Gun just keeps coming back in and Blair at this point is too tired to tell him to let up. Technically, Gun would be committing a Mental Health Sector violation for repeatedly coming in despite Blairs’ attempts to ban him, but as the most feared member of P.E.N.I.S., everyone’s too scared of him to fire and detain him for that.

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